Lemon Aid

1. We had upset stomachs until the lemon tree dropped an over-loaded branch and we re-discovered the alkalizing properties in this magic fruit.
3.I'm raising a poddy calf. It didn't bawl for milk at the front door this morning. I found it nibbling strange wilted leaves under the carport. Tomorrow, I'll bring it a latte to go with the tobbacco.
4.I cancelled the last proposed stunt. Selling failed writing attempts at a writer's festival seemed like a good gag, but the masochistic thrill of it has worn right off.
5.I have exchanged art and writing for gardening and chasing cows. That's it. No more. Never again.
6.This has been said before.